What's in a name? (joke)

A pregnant woman is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma for six months. 

When she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, “Ma’am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “No, not my brother... he’s an idiot!”

She asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”

“Denise.”

“Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?”

“Denephew.”

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For up to date information, speak to your doctor.


Source: Autumn 2010 Edition | Page 3

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