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Reflections on old age |
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, have decided to marry. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist.
They go in and Jacob says to the pharmacist: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about tablets for blood pressure and diabetes?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Pills for arthritis and dementia?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “How about creams, liniments and suppositories?”
Pharmacist: “You bet!”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping tabs, pills for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely, all types.”
Jacob: “Medicine for heartburn?”
Pharmacist: “We sure do.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “Adult incontinence pants?”
Pharmacist: “Sure.”
Jacob: “Great. We’d like to use this store for our wedding gift register...”
Submitted by Louis BanDisclaimer:
Please note this information was correct at time of printing.
For up to date information, speak to your doctor. Source: Winter 2010 Edition | Page 3
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