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My doctor tells me that there is one danger with the male ‘potency’ drug, Viagra.
If you don’t swallow the pill very quickly, you get a stiff neck.
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, ‘This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!’
The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, ‘Neither did I when I was a doctor.’
What are the sweetest words in the English language?
Not ‘I love you’, but ‘It’s benign.’
(Woody Allan)
A Czechoslovakian man felt his eyesight was growing steadily worse, and decided to go see an ophthalmologist.
The doctor showed him a standard eye chart with letters of diminishing size: CRKBNWXSKZY. . . ‘Can you read this?’ the doctor asked.
‘Read it?’ the Czech answered. ‘Doc, I know him!’
Patient: ‘Doctor, should I file my nails?’ Doctor: ‘No, throw them away like everybody else.’Disclaimer:
Please note this information was correct at time of printing.
For up to date information, speak to your doctor. Source: Spring 1998 Edition | Page 2
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