A mother complains to her GP about her daughter’s strange habits. “All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?”
“Eventually” said the doctor, “she will rise and shine!”
Patient: “Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home.”
Doctor: “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
Patient: “Is that common?”
Doctor: “It’s not unusual...”
Student doctor: “Excuse me sir, there’s some writing on this patient’s toe.”
Surgeon: “Ah, yes! That’s a footnote.”