A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
Bear says: 'If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear.'
Lion says: 'And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire savannah is afraid of me.'
Says the chicken: 'Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet wets itself.'
Count every 'F' in the following text:
'FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.'
How many? 3? See bottom of page.
Aspirin. Wonder drug
Patient: 'I woke up this morning and felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking a thousand aspirin.'
Doctor: 'Oh really, what happened?'
Patient: 'After the first two, I felt better.'
An Easy Diagnosis
Doctor: 'You need new glasses.'
Patient: 'How do you know? I haven't told you what's wrong with me yet.'
Doctor: 'I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!'
The Amazing Brain
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Eye Test Answer
There are 6! The reason is that the brain cannot process 'OF'. Incredible? Go back and look again!